I ran into a little issue at the nail salon though so I thought that might be a good starting point for my first ever confessions post. Let's do this.
+ My cell phone practically back-flipped into my pedicure water and sunk to the bottom next to the jets immediately. I grabbed it and one of the nail techs gave me a towel to dry it off as the ladies next to me told me to take out the battery and use a hair dryer to dry it out. I half-jokingly asked if anyone had rice because apparently that does the trick. No one said a word... crickets. Then I realized the nail salon is probably not the most appropriate place to joke about rice...
+ I started watching Orange is the New Black last night. I'm only 2 episodes in, but I'm not that into it. Does it get better?
+ This... I go out of my way to put running shoes on because if I just throw on my flip flops, people will know I'm faking it.
+ I can't stand the sight of blood. I get weak just thinking about it. When I was 16, my mom let me get my belly button pierced. I passed out in the parking lot because I saw a drop of blood, like full-on passed out on the ground.
+ True life: We're a cup hoarding family. This is only half of it.
+ Cute headbands don't work on me. I always see Megan wearing the cutest headbands but they look straight up ridiculous on my mane.
+ My herbs took a turn for the worse. The cilantro is long gone and Parsley is on its way out but my Basil and Rosemary are just okay. I guess 2 out of 4 isn't that bad?
Can anyone else relate? I know there are a lot of Orange is the New Black fans out there, does it take a few episodes before it gets really funny?